GUIX Package Manager

 For those who don't know, GUIX is a package manager for Linux. It is supposed to work across all (or most) Linux distributions and provides some level sand boxing between applications. There is also a distribution based entirely on this software. It is supposed to be an alternative to Flatpak and Snap, both of which have their own problems.

Yesterday I spent the day messing around with it. I installed the distro on my test machine, I also tried it on an clean install of Debian. I have used a lot of package managers over the years, Apt, Yum, Pacman, Portage, and yes, Flatpak and Snap, I have used most all of them at one point or another. Guix is without a doubt the worst package manager I have ever used. I have no idea who thought this package manager implementation was a good idea, but I hope they did not quit their day job to develop this garbage.

First the things I liked; Nothing, I didn't like anything about Guix. It does nothing Flatpak or Snap doesn't do, it brings no new ideas or technology to the table, it is just a terrible implementation of a good idea.

Things I didn't like. Fuck where do I start. The Guix distribution took half a day to install a basic system and I do mean basic, no web browser, no email client, nothing more complex than a text editor. Debian takes 30 minutes for a full install, bells, whistle and all. On top of that once I had it install, it was taking up close to 20 GB of storage, what the hell Guix? A full install of Debian comes in well under 5 GB.

Once I had the basic install, I started installing programs, that was a bloody mistake. Every program took half an hour to install and a boat load of other packages would install with it, often simply reinstalling packages that were already on the system. To make things worse, commonly used programs like Firefox and Thunderbird were not available. I either had to compile from source or use Guix equivalents, Icecat and Icedove. Which apparently are freer and more open sourcey than Firefox and Thunderbird, but lack just about every feature implemented in those two programs in the last 5 years.

After nearly 8 hours of screwing about with the distro and still not having a system I could use as a daily driver, I gave it up. I installed a basic install of Debian and whittled it down to the same state the basic install of Guix gave me, as I said earlier, this took me less than 30 minutes to accomplish. I then installed the Guix package manager on this poor machine. Guix immediately brought all its worst features to Debian. It took over an hour to pull down its repository information and then promptly installed a bunch of packages that already existed on the system, which took an hour. Then I tried to install Icecat, and it repeated the same bullshit it did on its own distro and after half an hour when it was finished, I could not actually run Icecat. It was not on the menu and I could not run it from the command line. At this point, I was done with Guix.

No one should be using Guix. I would recommend Gentoo Linux before I would recommend Guix as a distribution. Debian + Flatpak will give you everything Guix gives you, but you will have more storage left, you will spend far less time managing it and you will not hate your computer and yourself everyday. If you want a challenge, install Arch Linux, install Gentoo, heck to Linux from Scratch, but please for the love of god, do not use Guix, don't encourage them.